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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

Posted 6 hours ago With 202,973 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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It’s like you didn’t even try

Posted 6 hours ago With 235,183 notes

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

Posted 6 hours ago With 222,078 notes

let-the-orchids-bloom:

onlyblackgirl:

satsekhem:

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Real talk.

Science side of tumblr needs to solve this.

!!

Posted 6 hours ago With 56,037 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

Posted 6 hours ago With 15,671 notes